BEST OF BREED
Everyone thinks they have the best dog... and none of them are wrong.
-- W.R. Purche
A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three faced God who asked them what they believe in.
The German shepherd said: “I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master.”
“Good,” said God. “Sit down on my right side.”
For his part, the Doberman said: “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”
“Ahh,” said God. “You may sit to my left.”
Then God looked at the cat and asked: “And what do you believe in?”
The cat replied: “I believe you're sitting in my seat.”