cat fight ever as three cats vie for the alpha position in this country
In the yellow corner is Mar Rocat from the current catministration who
finds formidable foes in Jejomeow Binay from the opposition and Grace
Paw, who is running as an independent just like a cat should.
The former head of the Department of Interior and Locat Government, Rocat runs under the Liberal Catty, which enjoys the biggest cattery nationwide.
His whiskers tell him he has the early but solid support from the cities of Catloocan, Catbalogan, Catanduanes and even Catvite City. Will more cat cities follow Rocat down the straight road?
As the official bet of the United Nationalist Catlliance, Jejomeow is trying to make every wide-eyed cat in the country believe that his bare paws built Macatty and he can do the same for the
Critics have questioned her pedigree, but Paw, with unsheathed claws, declared that she too can scratch and dig a straight path and make
inclusive growth a pawsibility.
Paw has the support of the Nakittysta Party
(NP), Nationalist Paws Coalition (NPC), National U-Kitty Party (NUP) and also the Makameowyan bloc.
three catdidates would lower vet bills and incat tax, bring the prices of
cat condos down, increase mouse supply, expand sleeping hours, and promote
cat spas, among others.
The Catmelec, on the other hand, vowed that the upcoming alpha cat election
will be modern and odor-free—as long as everybody guards the sanctity of the